Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Is Road Kill Legal

Apparently there is new legislation via the EU requiring Scots to prove the sporran they are wearing was legally killed. This rule is to prevent endangered species being unnecessarily harmed or killed.
Anyone found wearing a sporran is expected to be able to prove that the animal was killed legally. I wonder if a sporran wearer can be nabbed at the airport and if they don't have a 'licence to kill' (apologies to James Bond), will the sporran be instantly seized from one's person?
Is the sporran there to accentuate part of the anatomy or are they meant to be purses where he can hide his keys and such?
Does road kill count? I mean if a poor Scotsman accidentally runs over a badger, is he then expected to write out a death certificate? Does that somehow make it legal?
Glen

1 comment:

Ned said...

I always thought that furry thingy was to accentuate their anatomy.

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